Married at First Sight Season 4 episode 2. The finale. We are weary. We have no doubt that real, actual, legally binding marriages, have begun and ended in the time this season has been on television. We both sort of have headaches and feel like it’s not not the fault of Married at First Sight. But none of that matters. Listen to Clare Stephens and Kelly Glover recap the finale of Married at First Sight.

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Post continues after audio. Because tonight there’s a goddamn reunion and Scarlett isn’t attending because she maybe definitely got chased by a producer after the dinner party last night and we know because police got involved and we read about it in a very trustworthy magazine that also said Jennifer Aniston is pregnant with triplets. Obviously. But we would still very much like the experts to EXPLAIN WHERE SCARLETT IS PLS. Haven Season 5 Episode 26 on this page. They mention that she’s decided not to come and that it has something to do with the fight she had with Cheryl. The one where they just yelled “DARLIN'” and “SWEETIE” a lot and then a producer stole Scarlett’s purse which was uncalled for. Oh. So it becomes clear pretty early on that this episode will take the form of just. Jesus f*cking Christ.

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WE SEEN'T ALL OF IT. The experts begin by awkwardly asking, . Because that's what you want to talk about it when you broke up like three minutes ago. Anthony says he felt relief because she was beautiful, and he realised he .

Send contributions to: cmfce@smartmarriages.com Marriage Quotes Cartoons and Jokes Signs of the Times Wedding Readings, Wedding Toasts, Vows, Songs & Rituals. My thing is this this, these women are grown people, is the kicking in the stomach, the hair pulling and chair pulling right?

It's painful for her. Not even Anthony can take that away from her. The first 'couple' to speak to the experts is Michael who seems oblivious to the fact that Scarlett is not in attendance. Look. All we want to know is if Michael had a good night's sleep given that he left the dinner party at 8: 2.

Was it worth it, Michael? You well rested? Get to the gym in this morning, mate? But there's another issue.. You a bit hot orrrr? We're not trying to be critical it's just.. Like Michael is really hot.

We're legit worried for his health. He seems real.. Which is unusual given he was in bed by 9pm last night. At the latest. Moving on. Next is Deb and John and John Aiken wants to know how it felt to not be Polynesian enough for your fake wife; a feeling that we all know too well. LOL JOHN I HATE YOU. Deb explains she didn't just want someone from the Polynesian Islands - that would be ridiculous.

She wanted someone from the Polynesian Islands, with Italian heritage, from Canada or Texas. THAT'S IT THAT'S ALL FFS. What she says is so problematic we choose to give no comment. Furthermore, John is dripping with sweat to the extent that it brings it up. WHY IS IT SO HOT JUST PUT THE AIRCON ON JESUS. Oh. And Michelle and Jesse watching Deb and John on camera are literally all of us.

He insists that speaking with Scarlett was just the same as talking to the 'bruthahood', which tbh, sounds a bit.. Can we say that? Anywho. Simon and Alene are clearly in love and that's all fine. As a side note, everyone continues to sweat more profusely than we've perhaps ever seen on television.

SHHH STOP IT'S ANDREW AND CHERYL PLS. IT'S THE BOIZ NIGHT FOOTAGE. THEY ARE GOING TO SHOW IT ON THE SCREEN. WE'VE WAITED OUR WHOLE LIVES FOR THIS MOMENT SHHHH. John Aiken casually brings up the boiz night and how Andrew said Cheryl had been . LESS TALKIN' MORE WATCHIN' PLS. The awks moment when you said you didn't say it.

As John Aiken goes to play it, Anthony says, . You ceased to be relevant when you broke up with Nadia. Highlights include when Andrew insinuated he looked at Cheryl's boobs when he speaks to her, when he said she only talks about the Kardashians and hair extensions, and his comment that he wishes he'd stuck with his first bride because she was way more fun to hang out with.

People's reactions are.. THAT'S SCREWED UP, MAN. The whole room is in shock as the footage finishes up, and Anthony says, . You don't get to talk anymore since you broke Nadia's heart and decided after getting fake married on television that you didn't really wanna be in a relationship, tbh. STOP TRYING TO BE THE NARRATOR, WE ALREADY HAVE ONE EVEN IF SHE ISN'T AT ALL PRESENT IN THIS EPISODE. MAYBE SHE'S FINISHED FOR THE SEASON.

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S YOUR JOB. Too many feelings, if you will. Mel challenges Andrew on the issue of a man commenting on a woman’s anatomy among other men, and we knew she was an undercover feminist this whole time. Cool story, Andrew. He asks if Andrew has any regrets about his behaviour that night, and Andrew responds with a lot of words that mean very little about how we all have regrets and that wasn't the question, Andrew. No one in the room, nay, the country, is enjoying this as much as Lauren.

It's unclear why she is in attendance but none of that matters. EXCUSE US BUT NOW IT'S ANTHONY AND NADIA'S TURN. More specifically, it's her face. She doesn't believe Anthony regrets what he said about Cheryl - she thinks he's worried how it might be perceived.

LIAR. Dude.. He says with his words that he still stands by the 'principle' of what he said, but could have gone about it better. Errr.. The principle of what Anthony said was literally always the problem. The experts start to grill Nadia on her break up with Anthony, and it's at this point we realise Trish hasn't spoken throughout this entire episode. It begs the question: why?

Is she being silenced? Does she have something to hide? Does she simply have nothing left to say?

Sweetie? Anywho, Nadia gets the opportunity to tell a room full of people that as soon as the cameras stopped rolling, Anthony dumped her, and he was . She says he didn't give her a chance and how he treated her feels incredibly disrespectful. NADIA. EVERYONE AGREES WITH YOU. EVERYONE. Anthony explains, . Are we watching Last Resort? Like we don't know..

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