Once Upon A Time, Cast, Characters and Stars. Club. Once Upon A Times best season premieres have an intriguing premise to keep us hooked for the rest of the season. Last years Dark Swan meandered a bit, but had a satisfying payoff with evil Emma strolling in to the dismay of her family and friends unfortunately, she didnt turn out to be nearly dark enough, but thats OUAT for you. The shows season six premiereand really, it should know better by nowis a similar mish mash, but without the satisfying payoff. Season 1 Once Upon A Time Characters' title='Season 1 Once Upon A Time Characters' />Once Upon a Time closed out season five with two new villains and an uncertain future for Storybrooke residents. Watch Home 4Shared there. Hyde Sam Witwer gaining control over the. Shine On Media 82,563 views. The Weekend Full Movie In English. The Once Upon A Time Season 1 full episode guide offers a synopsis for every episode in case you a missed a show. Browse the list of episode titles to find summary. We already knew the Evil Queen was bound to show up sooner rather than later. Rockford Files Season 4 Episode 5. We wont be doing regular reviews of OUAT this season, and I have to say, after this premiere, Im kind of glad, even though Ive been reviewing this show off and on since 2. The last premiere I was this lackluster about was the Frozen arc, but at least that had a familiar frame to hang on. This one is just a mess. Worst off Emma has a shaky hand that means shes going to die soon We just spent an entire season in the Underworld, saving Hook from death, and now we have to worry about hersThats not a plot point that makes me want to watch this show for another second. I dont even care whos under the hood the only thing that would make it interesting if it was someone like Hook or Charming, but the show unhelpfully has them trotting in after her, so we know its not them. Hyde as the apparent Big Bad is not helping he talks so slowly, this season is already in danger of being dragged out more than it already is. A promising tease with Aladdin just leaves us hanging, and the reveal of various shaky hand Saviors to counteract all the Dark Ones, I guess sounds like someones been boning up on their Buffy The Vampire Slayer reruns. Next up in the contrived department Belle and Rumple, forever and ever, amen. I guess it makes a stretching kind of sense that their kid would be Morpheus, god of dreams, and hes right that Belle should not fall for Rumples malarkey yet again. Over the past five seasons, Rumple has blown many chances, and all the throwbacks to the movie in the world saving the teacup Robert Carlyle has always been the best thing about this show, but it would be great to see his Rumple efforts directed elsewhere. Maybe he can spend this season trying to win over Morpheus instead, so that he has an offspring that doesnt hate him. Maybe he can hang out with his grandson, who grows more ginormous with each passing season. Please, anything. Lastly, Regina battles Zelena, but we all know shell be battling herself. Very little made sense here What kind of stuff is Zelena moving in boxesFrom where, exactly Doesnt she still have enough magic to be able to have those boxes unpack themselves And why tell Regina about a feather if she didnt actually have it And here, most importantly Why get so up in arms about a feather A heart to heart with Snow who chides, unhelpfully, I think it will work out, though Snow, no one is surprised by this, as it is literally your m. The only interesting part of this is which side Zelena will fall on, as shes caught between the two halves of Reginas self. I dont mean to sound so bitter Im not mad, just disappointed. I was looking forward to Once coming back, because for all its craziness, it has the possibility of being enjoyable, as well as one of the few shows I enjoy watching with my kids back to Dancing With The Stars for us At least its on the same network. This year, Once is throwing out the split in half seasons with varying arcs. Even though that sounded like a good idea when I first read about it, this premiere is making me wonder. Once needs more structure to hold in all the mania otherwise you just have a crazy floating ship that will just pour out story after untold story. And story now takes its place in the shows vernacular, thanks to the creepy Oracle Regina wants to change hers Emma learns that hers is shorter than she might have hoped. Once loves to tell us that, heroes or villains, we all have the opportunity to rewrite our own story. Its just a shame that after five full seasons, Once Upon A Time seems to have tapped its own particular storytelling well. Stray observations. I guess if you cant get Naveen Andrews to come back from. Once Upon A Time In Wonderlandas Jafar, The Mummys Oded Fehr makes a decently menacing substitute. Our own Myles Mc. Nutt has a thing about coffee cups that are clearly empty on TV shows. I would like to add people lugging around blankets that are supposed to be babies, but clearly just have an eggplant in there or something. Zelena coming home to find the Evil Queen and carrying her zucchini or whatever was just the worst. Best line, from Emma to Hyde Keep calling me girl and see how that works out for you. Also, Emma and Hook were pretty cute this episode. Well, except for the lying. One of my biggest regrets about not reviewing this season is missing out on all of your comments, which was always my favorite part. If something amazing happens, or if theres a story coming up that I wont want to miss, hopefully I can drop in over the season from time to time.